Posts Tagged ‘Humanity Fail’

Parent Fail

In Great Job!, Stupid on June 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm

This is one of the worst fails I’ve ever seen. The picture has been on the internet for a while now and every one has always paid attention to the man getting hit by the baseball bat. Now people are starting to notice something else.. a PARENT FAIL! Just take a look at the baby and you will see what i mean. Sounds like a new niche has been born.

BP Says You Are Responsible For Your Spills

In Great Job!, Stupid on June 14, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Here is an ironic sign at a British Petroleum pump telling others that you are responsible for your own spills. They should listen to their own advice, especially when attempting to drill 40,000 ft deep below a mile of water. The Russians have successfully drilled 30-40k ft under ground but that’s from ground level. BP tried to do the same thing but about a mile under water. Epic humanity fail since they killed off super Mario.

Grandma On Twilight

In Scary, Stupid, Weird on June 14, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Just when you thought humanity couldn’t fail more, there’s always someone to prove you wrong. Its creepy when you know the old lady next door shares the same obsession as 12 year olds across America. Its creepier when it revolves around glittery, pale, scrawny vampires! She is way too old to be into this crap. It would make a lot of sense if she hangs out with old emo guy.

The Coming Robotcalypse

In Scary on June 10, 2010 at 2:52 am

Taking steps in the direction of a robotcalypse, engineers in Zurich create self assembling-flying-robots. These bots connect randomly and can fly off together. I can only imagine how many ways this technology will eventually screw us over. One lead researcher said they view the ‘bots more as a teaching tool for describing control systems than a tool of war’ (Wired). Isn’t that the main idea of all self assembling robot engineers?